Generating witty text... Avoid getting marked as spam! Only email people who have agreed to receive emails from you. Test, test, and test again! Make sure your email looks good on all devices before you send it out. Don’t forget to add a fun, relevant call-to-action button to your email. Time to get that bread. Try different email subject line styles to find what gets the most opens. I wish I looked as good as you while waiting [insert fun loading text here]